• me:

    I don't want to know about it.

  • Nora:

    You're so squeamish about lady things!

  • me:

    I know! I don't talk about my boy problems.

  • Nora:

    But you could!

  • me:

    But I don't, because tact.

  • Nora:

    Tact is for people who hate each other.

  • me:

    Tact separates us from the animals.

  • Nora:

    I love animals!