• me:

    Hah! How do you know?

  • Luke:

    Because Johnny is my intern pet and he told me

  • me:

    Nerd question - have you read the Phillip Pullman Dark Materials series?

  • Luke:

    Why are you already moving on to new topics??!?!?

  • me:

    I'm not. I'm trying to figure out if you'll understand the joke I was going to make.

  • Luke:

    You are not even comforting me! I am familiar with The Golden Compass (you're snobby for calling them His Dark Materials).

  • me:

    Are you familiar or have you read?

  • Luke:

    Ahaha! Snobby again! Just familiar.

  • me:

    Okay, then I won't make the joke, bc you won't get it and I'll look like a huge dork.

  • Luke:

    Fantasy is not my genre. Were you going to call Johnny my daemon?

  • me:

    ...yes.