January 2012
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“The weirder strain of criticism concerns authenticity. People seem to feel that...”
– Sasha Frere-Jones, The New Yorker, 6 February 2012
Jan 27th
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Jan 27th
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You Want Fries With That?
Cpt. Rucker: I'm old school all the way. Don't start none, won't be none. You have a question, Anawalt?
Anawalt: Why are you handing out McDonalds applications?
Cpt. Rucker: Anytime you fuck up you're going to fill out another line. As your new captain let me make it clear: wipe your feet before you step in my house. We're going to send the street a message. Drop the lattes and get your narrow behinds out of your patrol cars. Walk the courtyards, the alleys, the streets. Squeeze your snitches. You want omelets, you gotta crack eggs. We will be the most proactive patrol in the entire city. We protect, we serve, and we kick ass until we smell shit! If anybody has a problem with that, Mickey D's needs all the help they can get. The McRib is back.
Jan 27th
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Jan 26th
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M 18-34
Katie: Yeah, but do you think straight guys are going to watch a show about a dude taking care of a child?
Paul: They're watching New Girl and it's about three guys doing that.
Jan 25th
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Jan 24th
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Jan 22nd
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Jan 19th
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Jan 19th
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Jan 18th
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“Rick Perry shouldn’t have his manties in a bunch about not getting on the...”
– Rob Forman
Jan 18th
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Jan 17th
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Jan 17th
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Jan 16th
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Jan 16th
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Jan 16th
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Jan 16th
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Jan 16th
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Jan 16th
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Jan 14th
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Jan 13th
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Jan 9th
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WatchWatch
“I’m looking at you, Jewish-looking girl.” (via Very Mary Kate)
Jan 6th
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Jan 4th
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Jan 3rd
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Jan 3rd
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Birds Of A Feather
Sarah: Do you think being surrounded by gay men on New Year's sets the tone for the whole year?
me: Ummmmmm... Of COURSE not?
Sarah: Pray for my vagina.
Jan 2nd
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December 2011
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Dec 30th
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“Pocket calculators encourage children to think that they have all the answers....”
– Metropolitan Life | Fran Lebowitz
Dec 30th
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“All God’s children are not beautiful. Most of God’s children are, in...”
– Metropolitan Life | Fran Lebowitz
Dec 30th
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Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
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Dec 29th
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“I realize it’s commonplace for parents to say to their child sternly,...”
– We Need To Talk About Kevin | Lionel Shriver
Dec 28th
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Dec 27th
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The Adventures of Tin Tin: CGI
Mom: How was this made? It's not real people.
Dad: Computer enhanced graphics.
Dec 27th
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The Diary Of Christmas Eve
Mom: (reading the back of the book she just unwrapped) ...and it takes pace during the Holocaust.
me: Ooh! You love the Holocaust!
Mom: I know!
Dec 26th
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Dec 25th
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Dec 25th
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Dec 25th
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Dec 25th
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Dec 25th
Dec 25th
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Dec 25th
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Dec 24th
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“For many couples who quarrel, just what they are on opposite sides of may be...”
– We Need To Talk About Kevin | Lionel Shriver
Dec 24th
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Dec 23rd
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Dec 22nd
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