January 2012
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“The weirder strain of criticism concerns authenticity. People seem to feel that...”
– Sasha Frere-Jones, The New Yorker, 6 February 2012
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You Want Fries With That?
Cpt. Rucker: I'm old school all the way. Don't start none, won't be none. You have a question, Anawalt?
Anawalt: Why are you handing out McDonalds applications?
Cpt. Rucker: Anytime you fuck up you're going to fill out another line. As your new captain let me make it clear: wipe your feet before you step in my house. We're going to send the street a message. Drop the lattes and get your narrow behinds out of your patrol cars. Walk the courtyards, the alleys, the streets. Squeeze your snitches. You want omelets, you gotta crack eggs. We will be the most proactive patrol in the entire city. We protect, we serve, and we kick ass until we smell shit! If anybody has a problem with that, Mickey D's needs all the help they can get. The McRib is back.
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M 18-34
Katie: Yeah, but do you think straight guys are going to watch a show about a dude taking care of a child?
Paul: They're watching New Girl and it's about three guys doing that.
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“Rick Perry shouldn’t have his manties in a bunch about not getting on the...”
– Rob Forman
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Watch“I’m looking at you, Jewish-looking girl.”
(via Very Mary Kate)
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Birds Of A Feather
Sarah: Do you think being surrounded by gay men on New Year's sets the tone for the whole year?
me: Ummmmmm... Of COURSE not?
Sarah: Pray for my vagina.
December 2011
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“Pocket calculators encourage children to think that they have all the answers....”
– Metropolitan Life | Fran Lebowitz
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“All God’s children are not beautiful. Most of God’s children are, in...”
– Metropolitan Life | Fran Lebowitz
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“I realize it’s commonplace for parents to say to their child sternly,...”
– We Need To Talk About Kevin | Lionel Shriver
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The Adventures of Tin Tin: CGI
Mom: How was this made? It's not real people.
Dad: Computer enhanced graphics.
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The Diary Of Christmas Eve
Mom: (reading the back of the book she just unwrapped) ...and it takes pace during the Holocaust.
me: Ooh! You love the Holocaust!
Mom: I know!
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“For many couples who quarrel, just what they are on opposite sides of may be...”
– We Need To Talk About Kevin | Lionel Shriver
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