January 2010
Bunch Of Phonies Mourn J.D. Salinger →
“CORNISH, NH—In this big dramatic production that didn’t do anyone any good (and was pretty embarrassing, really, if you think about it), thousands upon thousands of phonies across the country mourned the death of author J.D. Salinger, who was 91 years old for crying out loud. “He had a real impact on the literary world and on millions of readers,” said hot-shot English professor David Clarke, who...
I can’t help it if I’m happy I...
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“Nothing ages faster than the future when you get it in your hands.”
– Brad Stone: Live Blogging the iPad Product Announcement
“Maybe we become New Yorkers the day we realize that New York will go on without...”
– The Colossus Of New York: City Limits / Colson Whitehead
“I might do that, but they will attack if I provoke. Also, I don’t know if...”
– Danny, after I suggested he download the high and low frequency iPhone app to shoo away the bats roosting in the tree outside his room who woke him up at 3:30am on his first night in the DR.
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itsjanna asked: I notice that you have changed your avatar. What prompted you to replace the best photograph ever taken of you?
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“I wish I could get paid to write pop-culture related party invitations. I could...”
– Katie, after helping me write my LOST premiere party invite.
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WatchVery Mary Kate: “That’s not how Traveling Pants works.” THIS IS AWESOME. Check out other episodes here.
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"Just drink to here."
Roessler [raws-ler] -verb (used without object) 1. To cajole, egg on, pressure a person into drinking copiously, usually against their better judgement. 2. The last name of Jonathon. Origin: 2009-10; West Hollywood
WatchAwesome Opening Credits for Human Target
(via Dana)
Come on get higher, loosen my lips Faith and...
The Caged Bird Shoots A Lay-Up
Haley: It's just some dude with weird hair.
Alex: That's Maya Angelou, you idiot.
Haley: Sorry, I don't follow the WNBA.