December 2011
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Pocket calculators encourage children to think that they have all the answers....
– Metropolitan Life | Fran Lebowitz
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All God’s children are not beautiful. Most of God’s children are, in...
– Metropolitan Life | Fran Lebowitz
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I realize it’s commonplace for parents to say to their child sternly,...
– We Need To Talk About Kevin | Lionel Shriver
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The Adventures of Tin Tin: CGI
Mom: How was this made? It's not real people.
Dad: Computer enhanced graphics.
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The Diary Of Christmas Eve
Mom: (reading the back of the book she just unwrapped) ...and it takes pace during the Holocaust.
me: Ooh! You love the Holocaust!
Mom: I know!
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For many couples who quarrel, just what they are on opposite sides of may be...
– We Need To Talk About Kevin | Lionel Shriver
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I’ll have what she’s having. “No one loves The English Patient! What are you talking about?”
srslytheblog:
OH SNAP it’s the last new SRSLY of 2011! This one’s for all the girls who quote Mean Girls 24-7, and all the guys who still haven’t seen it.
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Glenn Ligon at LACMA.
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My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-12-18) →
Trent Reznor and Atticus Ross (31)
Sufjan Stevens (29)
Carpenters (21)
Thomas Newman (17)
Philip Glass (14)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
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“Listen, I know my Harvard friends have been around a lot lately. I know I’ve put on a lot of lean muscle since I started playing all that intramural lacrosse. Okay, I get it, I went a little overboard having that Marchesa dress designed for you for your birthday…”
srslytheblog:
You know how in high school, you would go shopping for a prom dress, and you find the PERFECT...
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“I’m jetlagged! My z’s are totally effed.”
(via Very Mary Kate)
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