February 2012
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Best Served Cold
Tessa: Look, I'm not even seeing Scott Strauss anymore, so can this just be over? Because trying to use Lisa against me was low. Even for you, Dalia.
Dalia: My parents are getting a divorce, you know.
Tessa: I know. That sucks and I'm sorry. I'm sure it's really painful.
Dalia: You know what's going to be painful? When my mother remarries your father and I'm your new sister and dad likes me best and then we send you away to an all-girls boarding school where you find true love and on visiting day I come up and steal your new girlfriend. The following spring we marry in a civil ceremony which you are forced to cater and everyone hates your catering and you get a bad review on Yelp, which pretty much sinks your organic lesbian catering venture.
Tessa: Okay. Enjoy the rest of your dance.
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“In the early days of the recession, I was secretly a little jealous of friends...”
– The Kids Are Actually Sort of Alright | Noreen Malone for New York Magazine Tell me about it.
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“If everyone is a product of this society, who will say the things that need to...”
– Lauryn Hill
Anonymous asked: like mother like daughter?
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WatchThere is a puppy in my apartment. He will be here until Monday. Right now he’s unpacking. No, really.
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(sqrt(cos(x))cos(400*x)+sqrt... →
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It really is horrifying
vuhnessah:
that Kanye West got not only more flack, but a worse reputation for grabbing a microphone out of Taylor Swift’s hands and making a rude comment than Chris Brown did for beating his girlfriend until her face was unrecognizable.
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“Is that André Leon Talley?”
– Danny, upon seeing Cee-Lo Green performing Like A Prayer during the Superbowl half-time show
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