a deliberate pace

Anything other than yes is noAnything other than stay is...

Sat, 21 Nov 2009 17:40:12 -0800

Anything other than yes is no
Anything other than stay is go
Anything less than I love you is lying

Jerusalem's Become A Real Drag

Sat, 21 Nov 2009 17:33:00 -0800

Telly: Did you see her? me: What? Telly: LC was standing right there across from you for the...

When Did My Life Become Ridiculous?, or How Book Club Can Be Ruined By Celebrities

Sat, 21 Nov 2009 17:25:00 -0800

me: You coming? Jenna: No. Told Naya. Sorry. I totally forgot I had to do a favor for my...

Click-through for answers. (courtesy of Dawn)

Sat, 21 Nov 2009 17:16:00 -0800

Click-through for answers.

(courtesy of Dawn)

"There!” said Oriole, emerging from her bedroom in a loose sleeveless dress, belted at the..."

Sat, 21 Nov 2009 17:14:39 -0800

““There!” said Oriole, emerging from her bedroom in a loose sleeveless dress,...

WTF.Anytime I go in and try to edit the caption on an audio file...

Sat, 21 Nov 2009 11:19:17 -0800

WTF.
Anytime I go in and try to edit the caption on an audio file that I’ve uploaded (no matter how long ago) I get this error, despite the fact that I’m not altering or replacing the file. Fix it NOW, Tumblr staff.

Is that why you got in touch with me?I guess you must be...

Sat, 21 Nov 2009 10:12:00 -0800

Is that why you got in touch with me?
I guess you must be runnin’ out of fools

(via Janna)

"A tip for temporarily ending depression/hilarious entertainment/elevating your own self-esteem: read..."

Sat, 21 Nov 2009 10:04:51 -0800

“A tip for temporarily ending depression/hilarious entertainment/elevating your own...

“This better not awaken anything in me…”

Fri, 20 Nov 2009 17:05:36 -0800

“This better not awaken anything in me…”

"Drama is like gay man Gatorade. It replenishes their electrolytes."

Fri, 20 Nov 2009 16:07:55 -0800

“Drama is like gay man Gatorade. It replenishes their electrolytes.” - Jenna Maroney /...

Oprah For President, 2016

Fri, 20 Nov 2009 15:58:00 -0800

Oprah For President, 2016

Hoping I don't have a Bogey Lowenstein moment tomorrow night.

Fri, 20 Nov 2009 15:23:33 -0800

(via jeninla) Wait, you mean your party isn’t just a lame excuse for us idiots to drink beer...

Toys 'R' Us Kids

Fri, 20 Nov 2009 14:29:37 -0800

Jack: What have the children ever done for us? Kenneth: Well, they make our shoes and wallets.

"With Manhattan real estate there are no rules. It’s like check-in at an Italian airport."

Fri, 20 Nov 2009 13:13:14 -0800

“With Manhattan real estate there are no rules. It’s like check-in at an Italian...

Cousins / Vampire WeekendThis is the sort of music video magic...

Fri, 20 Nov 2009 11:22:08 -0800

Cousins / Vampire Weekend
This is the sort of music video magic and trickery that I loved in high school and made me want to apply to film school. I love being reminded why I’m in this business.

(via Heather)

"Years of straddling the threshold of blessing and catastrophe had rendered her sensitive to all the..."

Fri, 20 Nov 2009 00:20:10 -0800

“Years of straddling the threshold of blessing and catastrophe had rendered her sensitive to...

Honest HBO WarningsAcid flashbacks to middle/high school. (via...

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 21:32:00 -0800

Honest HBO Warnings
Acid flashbacks to middle/high school.

(via Rob)

"When we go to Cabo we have to find a hotel with a swim-up bar, because this going back and forth to..."

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 16:59:00 -0800

“When we go to Cabo we have to find a hotel with a swim-up bar, because this going back and...

I Think I Just Saw M. Night At The Paramount Dining Room

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 14:26:00 -0800

I considered punching him in the face. Ultimately, I did not.

Sal: “I will throw her in the ocean.”Cam: ...

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 14:11:01 -0800

Sal: “I will throw her in the ocean.”
Cam: “What?”
Sal: “I said I gotta go pee.”
Mitchell: “That was not even close.”