“I’m looking at you, Jewish-looking girl.”
(via Very Mary Kate)
“I’m jetlagged! My z’s are totally effed.”
(via Very Mary Kate)
Exam Questions
How red was the scare
How great was the depression?
How new was the deal?
How dusty was the bowl?
How II was the world war?
(via Very Mary Kate)
“Smoothies for when you’re woozies.”
(via Very Mary Kate)
“Say hello to everyone on Facebook and nobody on MySpace.”
(via Very Mary Kate)
“He is risen!”
(via Very Mary Kate)
“She’ll never love you the way I have the hots for you!”
(via Very Mary Kate)
“Our state color is silk.”
(via Very Mary Kate)
“I’m playing hard to get — and Angry Birds.”
(via Very Mary Kate)
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