The Slutty Years: How It Starts
My good friend Amy Aniobi, hilarious lady and writer for Awkward Black Girl, has created and stars in her very own web series, which debuted on the interwebs today! It also stars another good friend of mine, the wonderful Carolyn Jania! If you like The Slutty Years and wanna see more, consider donating some money over at their Kickstarter, because Planters Peanuts isn’t.

About five months ago my friend Amy and I thought it would be fun to have a podcast. It took us over four months to actually record it, and three weeks to get it into somewhat presentable form. Click through and take a listen, should you so desire. We talk about stuff like TV and food! And also: TV! There’s an interview with our friend Chaedria, too, where we discuss Twitter and Chris Brown.

About five months ago my friend Amy and I thought it would be fun to have a podcast. It took us over four months to actually record it, and three weeks to get it into somewhat presentable form. Click through and take a listen, should you so desire. We talk about stuff like TV and food! And also: TV! There’s an interview with our friend Chaedria, too, where we discuss Twitter and Chris Brown.

This morning my friend Amy sent me (and a few other people) the following email:

I’m getting my hair chopped off on Thurs.  That’s right - it’s summer haircut time, even though it’s almost the end of summer.  But I don’t know how to cut it…wahh.  If you feel like procrastinating and have seen or have photos of any short hair styles you love, especially for round-faced girls or black women (like me!), please send?

These were my suggestions. Only one of them is legitimate. It’s not the one you think.

This morning my friend Amy sent me (and a few other people) the following email:

I’m getting my hair chopped off on Thurs.  That’s right - it’s summer haircut time, even though it’s almost the end of summer.  But I don’t know how to cut it…wahh.  If you feel like procrastinating and have seen or have photos of any short hair styles you love, especially for round-faced girls or black women (like me!), please send?

These were my suggestions. Only one of them is legitimate. It’s not the one you think.

  • me:

    ...picking her off like a gazelle.

  • Micah:

    Haha! "I always go for the one with the limp."

  • Amy:

    Yeah. Deformed chicks.

  • me:

    What?

  • Micah:

    We thought you were going to extend the metaphor.

  • Amy:

    I'm too tired for that.

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Woke up this morning to hear cops outside my apt door screaming, ‘This is the police! Hands up! Get down!’ Ahhhh. My dear Drug-Dealing Neighbor has been arrested again. Upon exiting my apartment (I had to go to work, I couldn’t stay in there! Plus, I hadddd to see this), I saw DDN sitting in a wicker chair next to a dread-locked black dude (natch) in the hall. Three cops in Kevlar had them at gun point. Mmm, okay. Apparently, that IS a gun, and you’re not just happy to see me? Good morning to you, too.

Amy really needs to move.

Or hook up a surveillance system in the hallway so we can get some video up in here.