"I will throw a drink in your face." I was so nervous (and nauseated) all day — and week, let’s be honest — leading up to this, which accounts for the weird voice and lots of “um… uh…” leading up to it. But it turned out okay. And now it’s over a week later and we’re in Hawaii!
Okay? Okay. Last night I saw The Fault In Our Stars (courtesy of Buzzfeed and my friend Michael) and then afterwards — when I was a dried out husk of a person because all of my bodily moisture had drained out of me through my eyes and my nose — John Green, Ansel Elgort, Shailene Woodley, Josh Boone and Wyck Godfrey came out and talked to us.