Apparently, I’ll Cut A Bitch

So, there’s this thing on Tumblr, where you take the Myers Briggs personality test and then look at a list of characters from movies/tv/literature who match your particularly personality type.

I’m an ISTJ: quiet and reserved individuals who value loyalty and dependability above all else. They would rather work with facts than speculation, and they will put a great deal of energy into reaching a goal - as long as it makes sense to them. They prefer to work alone, but can be good team players when the situation calls for it.

Here is a selection from the very illuminating list of ISTJ characters:

So, uh……

  • me:

    I don't want to know about it.

  • Nora:

    You're so squeamish about lady things!

  • me:

    I know! I don't talk about my boy problems.

  • Nora:

    But you could!

  • me:

    But I don't, because tact.

  • Nora:

    Tact is for people who hate each other.

  • me:

    Tact separates us from the animals.

  • Nora:

    I love animals!

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