“Our son, Seven, is 8 years old and our daughter Lauren is 6 years old.”
And that’s not even the best part of this six second video.
(via patrickc)
Shit Girls Say To Gay Guys
“I’m not getting married until you can get married.”
“I’m looking at you, Jewish-looking girl.”
(via Very Mary Kate)
“Have you seen this Shit Black Girls Say? Kinda racist.”
Shit white girls say to black girls.
I’ll have what she’s having.
“No one loves The English Patient! What are you talking about?”
OH SNAP it’s the last new SRSLY of 2011! This one’s for all the girls who quote Mean Girls 24-7, and all the guys who still haven’t seen it.
Shit Girls Say
“Is that hummus?”
(via mopostal)
“Listen, I know my Harvard friends have been around a lot lately. I know I’ve put on a lot of lean muscle since I started playing all that intramural lacrosse. Okay, I get it, I went a little overboard having that Marchesa dress designed for you for your birthday…”
You know how in high school, you would go shopping for a prom dress, and you find the PERFECT one? It’s so perfect you’re ready to buy it and wear it out of the store, and maybe even to your wedding? But then you realize it has a disgusting bow in a weird place so you have to put it back?
This HOT N FRESH NEW EPISODE OF SRSLY is about that feeling.
“I’m jetlagged! My z’s are totally effed.”
(via Very Mary Kate)
Shit Girls Say
“Like, I’m not even joking right now.”
Exam Questions
How red was the scare
How great was the depression?
How new was the deal?
How dusty was the bowl?
How II was the world war?
(via Very Mary Kate)
